2018

Alithnayn
2 min readMay 29, 2018

Started with a lot of silly goals. Do more Yoga, Learn French, Be snatched.

Year trickles and I settled on one. Don’t waste your days.

Jan-March: Beginner French. Quite useful, I was a fast learner. I’ve forgotten most of it, so we try again next year.

Jan-April: A ton of people giving me false hope about employment. There is special punishment awaiting people who use you without any respect or compensation. Lesson learnt. I know my worth, am knowing.

Health: Massive lesson about taking better care of myself. I am now largely meat and sugarfree. My new job involves a considerable amount of walking uphill, so yes to nature’s eliptical. Back on the yoga. Namaste.

Speaking of worth: I got published enough to have the confidence to turn down career abusers(the people who want to use your skills with silly compensation).

Selves Anthology: Check out my essay, Coffee and Guinness.

https://brittlepaper.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/Selves-An-Afro-Anthology-of-Creative-Nonfiction.pdf

Quartz: https://qz.com/1276791/nigeria-has-produced-some-of-the-worlds-best-authors-so-why-is-its-reading-culture-so-poor/

Extra proud of this one because nobody shared an editors email with me. I pitched the old fashioned way through the public email on their site.

Ozy: https://www.ozy.com/opinion/a-manual-for-youthful-activism-nigerian-style/85039

https://www.ozy.com/good-sht/the-indie-directors-disrupting-nollywood/84015

Based off a recommendation from a writer with far superior skills. Its flattering when your seniors stan for your work. I’ve gotten recommended for things a fair amount this year. To everyone who has equated my name with quality, thank you.

As usual indulging my cinephile habits: http://blog.sodasandpopcorn.com/movie-review-tomb-raider-reboot-featuring-alicia-vikander-daniel-wu/

http://blog.sodasandpopcorn.com/movie-review-new-money-starring-jemima-osunde-wofaida-falz-bahd-guy/new-money-nollywood-movie/

Upcoming pieces in The Africa Report and Vacation Guide Africa(Print)

Upcoming fiction in the erotic anthology.

Look for my reviews of the movie lineup at Nollywood Week Paris on https://africasacountry.com/ (next month). I will not pander to anybody.

Turned down the chance to cover IDP’s in Northern Nigeria because I DON’T WORK FOR FREE. Didn’t even try to provide logistical support, imagine those people.

Conceived curatorial project for second time. Did not get funding. I have left art to rich people, or those cold and skilled enough to play the game.

Started a new job as international coordinator for a nonprofit school in rural East Africa. I love my new home. Journaling everyday. I didn’t journal for my Euro trip-11 countries silly me.

Reading a lot of stories about “crazy” people and the workings of mental institutions.

Completed fiction about the beginning and end of a mental breakdown. Writing nonfiction about asexuality/promiscuity/polyamoury, religon/tradition. Please don’t reject me when I submit it.

x Ali x

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